my name is beef. i have really bad farts. i used to work at tumblr but now i sleep all day at home while my dad's at work.
Ohai im back
I’ve had this little wiener for a year today. 🐶🐰🐄
he knows it was the best year of his life
My brunch buddy.
just hopin dad drops some of that hood rich bacon shit.
My lil BFF
im just tryin to get some scraps. dads got it twisted.
The best, but most annoying, puppy ever.
U love me dad
Bought Beef a new jacket since it’s supposed to be so cold tomorrow and he looks like a little ski instructor. He hates it.
Beef isn’t sure how to react to snow. (at Not White Castle)
yo this white shit is awesome
I have the weirdest looking animal. (at Not White Castle)
shut up and fight me dad
This little weirdo is waiting for me to get in bed so he can attack me.
my main job is attacking sleepy dads. im really good at it.
Where Beef goes when he thinks he’s in trouble. (at Not White Castle)
hes just mad he cant fit under here